Yeah..bahut time ho gaya hai..life chal rahi hai, nothing new.. nahi naya to bahut kuch hota hai bus general phone par sabko reply yahi karti hun.
Fir uskey baad dheerey dheerey story unfold hoti hai...dheerey dheerey matlab 2-3 ghantey main bilkul Ekta Kapoor k serials ki tarah..starting main brief...fir background..uskey baad direction where the story will move and then finally episode by episode...maar daalo jo bhi galti say phone kar dey tumhey...Jaan le lo uski. by the way ye dialogue mujhey kuch bahut naughty cheez k baarey main yaad dilata hai..hehehe..haan ye sensored hai or main khud hi muskura rahi hun [ :-) ]
Vaisey mujhey sahi main kuch naya likhne ko hai nhi...vahi life vahi drama vahi routine..vahi ladai or fir vahi pyar.
Banti bigadti kahaniyan, tu kaun hum kaun ..vo kaun..uska naam kya..smart hai ..mila de..sahi maal...number de..abhi dosti karti hun ..date par jaaun kya..theek hai..khaas nhi..rahne de..us dusrey valey ka naam bata..vo kaun ..kya naam..number de.
you see..i mean you can read it..life is as usual moving at its pace [ ;-) ]
Reading the latest media newsletter..boss see the new campaign coming in for Brand "B". Boss (with deep silence) picks the phone ask to connect him to Bangalore. Phone transfered to his cabin..narayan bla bla..bla bla..m standing in hope he will speak regarding that new upcoming campaign..at the end he simply shouts (yes simply..because he has to, no this is not his habit but he simply bus aisey hi..yun hi..bcs he has to do..so he does it simply. ok move out form this loop) . So he simply shouts, bang the phone. I welcomed myself back at my WS.
Not always the story goes this way..sometimes it is like. He ask to connect him to Blabbering Branch. Line not transfered to his cabin..for a change he like to speak on a phone lying on a desk of a junior "B". He simply start shouting, I saw this...read this, what is goin on..i want report..now. Some Bichara from Blabbering Branch "Saar light not working..waat doo". Boss: arrey what has light to do with report..send me mail fast..i want it and Bangs the phone. No no not his habit..bus aise he simply...yun hi..bcs he has to do..so he does.
Life balances itself I suppose..agar tumpar kisi ka kota (**hisaab kitaab, bakaaya , bacha hua, deney k liye) hai to vo jaayega (kaam say) ..or kisi ka tum par hai to bhi vo hi jaayega..yeah this is the new definition of a Balance system.
So life moves on with this new system...yeah it is mean but I bet it will always give you immense pleasure..increase in positive attitude..boost in confidence..public (office janta) main naam and last but not the least Sabka Baap. Your TP boyfrnd start wondering are you the one like that..you smile and tell nahi rey its just official chill u dnt hav to worry...its for fun.
You hate yourself thinking like that and specially when you have to write about it with describing your innermost bitchness but then you are..v all are..see, time has to be right for somebody..you have make sure its for you most of the time.
You meet people and love them..forgive them and forget them. Be it any kind of relationship..time pass..temperary..artificial..offcial..do justice and expect the same.
Zyaada mat socho Laale di jaan...soch yadi gehri ho jaaye toh faisley (decesion) kamjor(weak) pad jaate hain.
About Me
- Sari
- New Delhi, Delhi, India
- From a carefree girl to a more wild person. From Engineering to Advertisements. From Dancing to Writing. People say i should feel satisfied now..par abhi bhi bahut kuch karne ko ye janam kaafi nhi...saali ye pyaas hai jo bujhti nahi.
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Friday, January 1, 2010
One Thing Worth
4.00pm, 31st Dec'09
Ha! its so funny..I was wondering all day if there is one thing to always remember..No. no resolution typeez..no thankful noteez..no way the regretting thingo..just a plain good thought with which i should start my year.
oh man! all those events happened last year in my life.. dramatic..emotional..funny...romantic...action..weirdo..more or less like Ekta kapoor serials..but after all scanning & filtering couldnt find that was worth to be taken along with me into this new year
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12.10am, Jan'10
10 mins passed 2010 and look, it's the one thing
"When two ex's decide to come casual someones always gonna hurt"
P.S - found this in Season4; Episode12 of "How i met you mother".
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Happy new year Sari [:-)] ..can sleep peacefully now.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Mrigtrishna
Roz usey rikshewalon k peechey bhaagtey hue dekha hai. Pata nhi unsay usey itna pyar kyun hai .
Pahli baar main to sab dar jaatey they, bhaagney lag jaatey they uski aati hui speed ko dekhkar.
Bahut kam log hi they jo uskey pyar ka jawab bhi pyar say dayte...baaki hurr ishh ishh kar k doori bana laetey. Aisa tha HANDSOME..
Haan bahut weirdo sa naam diya tha mainey usey, kya karun asli pata hi nahi tha...Handsome..gali ka kutta par ekdum saaf suthara, pyara sa, chota sa, cute sa.
Pahli baar jab main us say mili to main bhi thoda dar gayi thi...par vo uski kaali pyaar vaali masoom nishabd aankhey dekh kar ruk gayi..laga kuch kahna chahata hai...vo najaaney kya kya kahney ki koshish kar raha tha or main usay ektuk dekhti ja rahi thi..ajeeb baat hai par mera sahi main man fisal gaya.
Uska daily ka routine ban gaya tha...sabko pyar dena..zor zor say poonch hilana, pair chaatna..kuch meri tarah log uskey dost ban gaye the.
Pata nhi kitney saalon say uska ye riksheywala naatak chal raha tha..shayad uski life say kuch juda ho..shayad kisi nae usey pala or fir chotey main vahin gali main akela chod diya...shayad uski ma ko koi le gaya ho ..jitney logon ko batati utni probabilities banti jaati.
Dukh hota hai ye sochkey ki pata nahi kab usko apni is Mrigtrishna say nijaad milega...kya usey chain ki neend milegi kabhi...pata nhi ye silsila kitna lamba hai...jo jud gaya hai...meri zindagi say, merey roz k routine say ...pata nhi kisi din usko apni taraf bhaagta hua nhi dekhungi to kaisa lagega...pata nhi. Shayad ye hi zindagi hai.
Monday a day in DMRC -
Monday a day when most of the people are frustated, they don't feel like going to office.. a single day off in a whole week, ye bhi koi zindagi hai.
Monday a day when metro train is overcrowded, logon ko maara maari kar k dhakka maar maar k jagah milti hai.
Monday a day when you can see as well as hear a lot of people fighting without any reasons.
And then a rescue ring tone comes " Kya yahi pyar hai ...haan yahi pyar hai..."
Pahli baar main to sab dar jaatey they, bhaagney lag jaatey they uski aati hui speed ko dekhkar.
Bahut kam log hi they jo uskey pyar ka jawab bhi pyar say dayte...baaki hurr ishh ishh kar k doori bana laetey. Aisa tha HANDSOME..
Haan bahut weirdo sa naam diya tha mainey usey, kya karun asli pata hi nahi tha...Handsome..gali ka kutta par ekdum saaf suthara, pyara sa, chota sa, cute sa.
Pahli baar jab main us say mili to main bhi thoda dar gayi thi...par vo uski kaali pyaar vaali masoom nishabd aankhey dekh kar ruk gayi..laga kuch kahna chahata hai...vo najaaney kya kya kahney ki koshish kar raha tha or main usay ektuk dekhti ja rahi thi..ajeeb baat hai par mera sahi main man fisal gaya.
Uska daily ka routine ban gaya tha...sabko pyar dena..zor zor say poonch hilana, pair chaatna..kuch meri tarah log uskey dost ban gaye the.
Pata nhi kitney saalon say uska ye riksheywala naatak chal raha tha..shayad uski life say kuch juda ho..shayad kisi nae usey pala or fir chotey main vahin gali main akela chod diya...shayad uski ma ko koi le gaya ho ..jitney logon ko batati utni probabilities banti jaati.
Dukh hota hai ye sochkey ki pata nahi kab usko apni is Mrigtrishna say nijaad milega...kya usey chain ki neend milegi kabhi...pata nhi ye silsila kitna lamba hai...jo jud gaya hai...meri zindagi say, merey roz k routine say ...pata nhi kisi din usko apni taraf bhaagta hua nhi dekhungi to kaisa lagega...pata nhi. Shayad ye hi zindagi hai.
Monday a day in DMRC -
Monday a day when most of the people are frustated, they don't feel like going to office.. a single day off in a whole week, ye bhi koi zindagi hai.
Monday a day when metro train is overcrowded, logon ko maara maari kar k dhakka maar maar k jagah milti hai.
Monday a day when you can see as well as hear a lot of people fighting without any reasons.
And then a rescue ring tone comes " Kya yahi pyar hai ...haan yahi pyar hai..."
Monday, November 9, 2009
State : Confused (At Its Best)
Name - Sari
State : Confused
Purpose: To get married
Condition : Arranged
Location : Anywhere
Result : Unknown
I am confused...when & how one should decide to get married!!
Just because your janampatri matches plus your cast & society.
or you meet this guy and he is settled (..by settled while shopping he don't dare to care for his credit card bills). Main baarish kar dun paisey ki jo tu ho jaaye meri.
You are truely opposite & lifepartner should always be differnt from what you are..kisi nae kaha "I want somebody who has everything which i dont have". Umeed pay duniya kaayam hai merey dost.
Ankhain miley or tumhey lagey shayad dil bhi mil jaaye..bus uskey liye or kuch saal lagaingey..to be precise it will only start after you get married. Samjha tha jisko kabootar naacha to mulga nikla.
Dono ek jaisa sochtey ho...if i feel i need my space then he also feel in the same way. I have mine & he will for sure will have his, of course on my terms. Main yahan tu vahan..dono jawaa.
Ya fir aisa kuch jaisey "Tum din ko raat kaho to raat kahainge and vive versa" types. Maar hi daalogey.
Tumhey pata chale he was a secret admirer but ddnt dare to say that to you. May be he will keep admiring you all the life "tum vahan baithi raho or main tumhey dekhta rahun"..hmmmm.
Ya fir koi filmy type..sab kuch thoda thoda..thoda gana..thoda dance...thoda fight. Is Bollywood ki duniya main jaane kitney barbaad hue.
A boy told me "atleast patri milney say you can be sure of at least something common type syndrome". Oh gawwd if horoscope predictions had really been so accurate then to saari job hi inko match kar k milni chahiye. Cheers if your boss is the ONE coolest dude available in your office. Imagine pundit matching your horoscope..mauka dekhkar chaukaa maaro..pundit ko thoda UTT do, to put forth your shaadi ka proposal. Chance pay Dance.
Shaadi karne k liye Pyar ho ye zaruri nahi ehhmm cant say the same for money, well its understood...infact a director who's famous for his romantic films once said that he don't know if asli pyar exist...bus kuch hai dil main..kya hai ye pata nhi.. cholesterol ki agar problem nahi hai to next guess is pyar..his blockbuster romantic muvies are all about this confusion. Or hum bevkoof usay asli pyar samajh k hit ho jaatey hai ..we the mango people
...life main shaadi karna itna bada mazaak hai mujhey pata nhi tha.
Recently I had a Traumatic experience, or kahaan aka Metro (DMRC)...
and we all were waiting for the annoucement of the last station....someone's phone rang ..wake up sid.."ab kyun phone kiya hai tumney ??? main metro main hun..almost reached the last station central secteraite..kyun main kyun..main nhi aaungi..mujhey paagal samajh rakha hai kya..I was waiting for your call since morning. Call karna to door sms bhi nhi kiya..do you really care what I go through because of you. Ghar main kitna scene hota hai...everybody was asking why am not goin to college...finally mujhey jana pada...or tum ...tum" hmmm she was trying hard. Yeah it was an emotional moment for everybody in the metro train in that compartment. Vo kya kahtey hain "Main senti ho gayi".
Par ye kya why merey aas paas waley uncle & aunty's ghooring me ..yaar mainey kya kiya..come on now don't start your lecture..oh gawd kya musibat hai..mainey to kuch bhi nhi kiya..arrey baba I am goin for arrange marriage..ghar ka number dun pooch lo phone kar k ...hud hai yaar...kasam say par logon nay ghoorna band nahi kiya.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Metro & Travellers
Yes this new job has given me a lot of more things, one of them is my weight. My kamar is just about to complete a full football vala circle and other parts are ready to act as the field for my football. Kuch free k solutions miley hain unko aajmaaney ka vaqt aa gaya hai.
Metro shahar or iski bheed bhaad main ye banti bigadti kahaaniyan. Vo bhaag daud ..badi buildingain or us say bhi badi chaahtain..vo chota mota paisa or uskey saath bahut saarey weighty issues.
Tumhari ON and OFF social life.Kabhi hum hain to kabhi vo hain...party main sab hon aisa kabhi nhi ho sakata.
Agar kuch regular hai to vo hai DMRC akka dilli ki METRO train. Meri jo bhi bachi khuchi social life hai vo yahi hai. Regular travelling main bhi tumhey roz tarah tarah k log miltey hain or har samay ek naya experience ek naya enjoyment...ek naya gyan..vo unki tarah tarah ki baatain. Kiski saas kitni kharaab hai..kiska boyfee kitna zyada romantic hai...kal dinner main kya bana tha,aaj kya banega...merey miya ko kaddu bilkul pasand nhi,arrey vo terrace k kapdey utha lena...padosan aaj shopping karney jaayegi..gaadi ki servicing ka time aa gaya hai. Bhalla aunty ko is baar chota gift dengey...diwali main saadi hi theek rahegi, vaisey pooja kitney bajey ki hai ?? ... pata nhi ...o ho pundit ji ko phone karna hai ..aajkal Golgappe kyun mahangey ho gaye hain..chole bhaturey vale nae apni dukaan band kar di hai..vagareh vagareh.
or baut saari GYAN Vaali baatain.
Gharelu tips -Jaisey ki dal makhanni main kitna makhann ka qty hona chahiye ..kaun sa colour ka kapda hamesha alag wash karna chahiye ...kaddu kaisey pakaau ki meetha na lage.
Health tips ...jaisey kal raat ko agar vommiting ho gayi to doc k aaney say pahley tak ka emergency nuksa..upset stomach ko theek karney ka gharelu upaay..kaun sa doctor achaa hai or kaun sa nhi.
Business tips - yaar vo goyal vaalun say kabhi koi gaadi mat book karana,loot machata hai...shares mat lae abhi or neechey jayega...gaziabad k paas jameen k rates kya chal rahey hain.
List goes on and on
Or agar kuch interesting nhi lagey to you can play games..GUESSING Game. Agar aapko kabhi metro main bina kisi maara maari k seat mil jaaye to pahley haath jod k bhagwaan ko dhanyawaad karo..
You are in that kind of position ki logon k jootey dekhney k allawa kuch nhi bachta and then here starts your Guessing game.
Ist level : Joota dekh kar guess karo ki uska profession kya hoga.
IInd level : Guess ki vo kaisey ghar say stn tak aata hoga
IIIrd level : Guess karo vo kis station say chadha hoga.
Main to kahti hun PR valon ko training k liye 1month traveling project milna chahiye..study the subject, read and make a report for each.
Creative valon ko bhi ye job experience lena chhaiye ..as Rekha Nigam said ..to be in this field you should first understand what the aam janta have a take on this..we the Mango People.
Metro city apney aap main ek Brand hai...or har metro train uska product...par yae hum travellers hain jo usko content daykar interesting banaatey hain..
Their are some new TVC coming up like
The new Mont Blanc adv- Pahli baar I saw the names of creative directors & head below the article. Ismey creativity kya hai ye baat mujhey abhi tak samajh nhi aayi..above all agency quoted as "It was a big challenge u see.." hain !!!!!
Sometimes its very hard to accept it but yes let me put it this way..to all those creative guys...stop fooling yourself.
P.S- The add sucks.
Industry say Amitabh is the only brand where you are sure of 200% returns..
I do agree but the credit must go to the creative guys who always have challenge to come up with a new concept & a new AB everytime to us. He looks fresh every time.
You should see this new Max Vijay add with AB, of course AB's voice and delivery of dialogues is awesome...but the best part is content writer did wonders with hindi, the way dialogues are written is so very fyne..it leaves an impact.
P.S-The budding writers should see this,
Aajakal jahan dekho vahin Hrithik Roshan...uska outdoor dekhkar pata hi nhi chalta ki yae Reliance ka hai..John Players ka hai ya fir naya wala Provogue.
Kamaal ki baat hai ki kitna ek jaisa sochtey hain creative vaaley ..difference dhondo to jaanu.
P.S- On this I would like to say Provogue creativbe guys "need a change..atleast now".
Metro shahar or iski bheed bhaad main ye banti bigadti kahaaniyan. Vo bhaag daud ..badi buildingain or us say bhi badi chaahtain..vo chota mota paisa or uskey saath bahut saarey weighty issues.
Tumhari ON and OFF social life.Kabhi hum hain to kabhi vo hain...party main sab hon aisa kabhi nhi ho sakata.
Agar kuch regular hai to vo hai DMRC akka dilli ki METRO train. Meri jo bhi bachi khuchi social life hai vo yahi hai. Regular travelling main bhi tumhey roz tarah tarah k log miltey hain or har samay ek naya experience ek naya enjoyment...ek naya gyan..vo unki tarah tarah ki baatain. Kiski saas kitni kharaab hai..kiska boyfee kitna zyada romantic hai...kal dinner main kya bana tha,aaj kya banega...merey miya ko kaddu bilkul pasand nhi,arrey vo terrace k kapdey utha lena...padosan aaj shopping karney jaayegi..gaadi ki servicing ka time aa gaya hai. Bhalla aunty ko is baar chota gift dengey...diwali main saadi hi theek rahegi, vaisey pooja kitney bajey ki hai ?? ... pata nhi ...o ho pundit ji ko phone karna hai ..aajkal Golgappe kyun mahangey ho gaye hain..chole bhaturey vale nae apni dukaan band kar di hai..vagareh vagareh.or baut saari GYAN Vaali baatain.
Gharelu tips -Jaisey ki dal makhanni main kitna makhann ka qty hona chahiye ..kaun sa colour ka kapda hamesha alag wash karna chahiye ...kaddu kaisey pakaau ki meetha na lage.
Health tips ...jaisey kal raat ko agar vommiting ho gayi to doc k aaney say pahley tak ka emergency nuksa..upset stomach ko theek karney ka gharelu upaay..kaun sa doctor achaa hai or kaun sa nhi.
Business tips - yaar vo goyal vaalun say kabhi koi gaadi mat book karana,loot machata hai...shares mat lae abhi or neechey jayega...gaziabad k paas jameen k rates kya chal rahey hain.
List goes on and on
Or agar kuch interesting nhi lagey to you can play games..GUESSING Game. Agar aapko kabhi metro main bina kisi maara maari k seat mil jaaye to pahley haath jod k bhagwaan ko dhanyawaad karo..
You are in that kind of position ki logon k jootey dekhney k allawa kuch nhi bachta and then here starts your Guessing game.
Ist level : Joota dekh kar guess karo ki uska profession kya hoga.
IInd level : Guess ki vo kaisey ghar say stn tak aata hoga
IIIrd level : Guess karo vo kis station say chadha hoga.
Main to kahti hun PR valon ko training k liye 1month traveling project milna chahiye..study the subject, read and make a report for each.
Creative valon ko bhi ye job experience lena chhaiye ..as Rekha Nigam said ..to be in this field you should first understand what the aam janta have a take on this..we the Mango People.
Metro city apney aap main ek Brand hai...or har metro train uska product...par yae hum travellers hain jo usko content daykar interesting banaatey hain..
Their are some new TVC coming up like
The new Mont Blanc adv- Pahli baar I saw the names of creative directors & head below the article. Ismey creativity kya hai ye baat mujhey abhi tak samajh nhi aayi..above all agency quoted as "It was a big challenge u see.." hain !!!!!
Sometimes its very hard to accept it but yes let me put it this way..to all those creative guys...stop fooling yourself.
P.S- The add sucks.
Industry say Amitabh is the only brand where you are sure of 200% returns..
I do agree but the credit must go to the creative guys who always have challenge to come up with a new concept & a new AB everytime to us. He looks fresh every time.
You should see this new Max Vijay add with AB, of course AB's voice and delivery of dialogues is awesome...but the best part is content writer did wonders with hindi, the way dialogues are written is so very fyne..it leaves an impact.
P.S-The budding writers should see this,
Aajakal jahan dekho vahin Hrithik Roshan...uska outdoor dekhkar pata hi nhi chalta ki yae Reliance ka hai..John Players ka hai ya fir naya wala Provogue.
Kamaal ki baat hai ki kitna ek jaisa sochtey hain creative vaaley ..difference dhondo to jaanu.
P.S- On this I would like to say Provogue creativbe guys "need a change..atleast now".
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Oye Dinchak Dhinchak Mil Gaya
So finally main gad gad ho gayin hun ...at last my boss gave me time
to write this post ..yes jess he came to our Sabji mandi n annouced
about his unavailability for TWO hrs.
Haan to fir after singing al our govinda songs (this is apun ka style
to celebrate our inedependance )..n now m back on keybrd.
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One day we all landed up in a training session on Visualisers
(jahan bhi boss ko paise nhi deney padtey hain ..us training main max
staff jabardasti bheja jata hai)..haan ye baat alag hai ki hum jaisey
log pahley menu check kartey hain..khaaney k liye kya hai??
To TWO Laydees from taiwan was explaning the use n benefits of their product.
According to them the best use n benefit of the product is "your Hands
are free and you can do anything with your hands in b/w presentations". Merey bagal
vaale jhukey or fus fusaaye ....inko shayad pata nhi hum indians use
karney main kitney expert hain ..kuch na kuch to kaam nikaal hi
lengey..tabhi dusra bola..ruk yaar shayad koi Taiwan k tips milain.
Kya kabhi kisis nae taiwan ka map dhyan say dekha hai, nahi to achaa hai ..kyunki ye sukhad avsar humey praapt hua. they have got some book marks with them in the same shape.
Screen pe to kasam say maar hi daala tha us bookmark nae. Anyways they muved ahead so
did we..by the way they gifted one of them to me.
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kabhi kabhi polybags main bhi intersting cheezain likhi rahti hai..kya tumhey padney ka time
nhi..to fir metro main baith jaao...bahut saara time or varities bhi
milaingi.
Muskaan - Half T shirt, Half pant, half skirt, middi, full
shirt , full pant, jeans, punjabi suit, english suit, baba suit,
chaddi, baniyan..jo maango milega
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CID Inspector "Koi hai??"
Dusra CID inspector "Sir koi darwaza nhi khol raha hai"
Teesra CID "sir taala laga hai"
the forth CID inspector "sir yahan to koi nhi hai"
Paanchva "Sir...shayad bhaag gaya hai .."
CID Boss "chalo pata kartey hain kisi padosi say" .
Hmmmmm SMART CHANNEL DISTRIBUTION OF DIALOGUES.
Tabhi vahan peechey say camera main ek lady aa jayegi.
CID "Arrey suno yahan jo rahtey they kahan gaye??"
Lady "yahan to Mr. !@#$ rahtey they, par vo dus saal pahley guzar gaye".
CID "aap kuch or bata sakti hain ..jaisey dus saal pahley yahan kya hua tha ..kuch ajeeb ghatna??"
.Lady " haan yaad aaya baarah saal pahley yahan koi aadmi aaya tha..or unka zor say jhagda hua tha". CID "oh, bahut bahut thanks".
HMMMM SHARP MEMORY. Abey humey to kal ka apna schedule yaad nhi rahta
hai ...isko baarah saal ka yaad kaisey hai??
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Meri haazir javaabi pe kisi nae office main kahaa " tum bahut intelligent ho yaar , sab cheez bina boley samajh jaati ho"
"Vo to hai..main paidaish smart hun"
Bus main baithi, after sum time i realised all the kids sitting in the bus are talking in sign language with each other. Kuch gadbad tha,...sab ek dusrey ko kuch samjha rahey they ..ek ladki ro rahi thi ..ek ladka baaki logon ko samjha raha tha. I gave up after half an hour..and realised my incompetence..there are a lot of things still need to be learnt in life.
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Few days back somebody sort of proposed me saying he likes me .wanna
go out for a date with me. "kya re mazaak mat kar".
Ladka "vaisey i dont force people to cum but den i only ask ppl whom i really want to
cum ". I smiled "oye kabhi kisi serious relationship main aisa kah k risk mat lena..bhaag jayegi ladki is attitude ko dekh kar"...looked back at him and smiled.
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One day my freind send me an sms " change is the only constant thing in life" . I completly agree..bahut dukh hoga sabko chodney ka ..par kya karun mera time khatam ho gaya hai is office main.
to write this post ..yes jess he came to our Sabji mandi n annouced
about his unavailability for TWO hrs.
Haan to fir after singing al our govinda songs (this is apun ka style
to celebrate our inedependance )..n now m back on keybrd.
=====================================
One day we all landed up in a training session on Visualisers
(jahan bhi boss ko paise nhi deney padtey hain ..us training main max
staff jabardasti bheja jata hai)..haan ye baat alag hai ki hum jaisey
log pahley menu check kartey hain..khaaney k liye kya hai??
To TWO Laydees from taiwan was explaning the use n benefits of their product.
According to them the best use n benefit of the product is "your Hands
are free and you can do anything with your hands in b/w presentations". Merey bagal
vaale jhukey or fus fusaaye ....inko shayad pata nhi hum indians use
karney main kitney expert hain ..kuch na kuch to kaam nikaal hi
lengey..tabhi dusra bola..ruk yaar shayad koi Taiwan k tips milain.
Kya kabhi kisis nae taiwan ka map dhyan say dekha hai, nahi to achaa hai ..kyunki ye sukhad avsar humey praapt hua. they have got some book marks with them in the same shape.
Screen pe to kasam say maar hi daala tha us bookmark nae. Anyways they muved ahead so
did we..by the way they gifted one of them to me.
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kabhi kabhi polybags main bhi intersting cheezain likhi rahti hai..kya tumhey padney ka time
nhi..to fir metro main baith jaao...bahut saara time or varities bhi
milaingi.
Muskaan - Half T shirt, Half pant, half skirt, middi, full
shirt , full pant, jeans, punjabi suit, english suit, baba suit,
chaddi, baniyan..jo maango milega
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CID Inspector "Koi hai??"
Dusra CID inspector "Sir koi darwaza nhi khol raha hai"
Teesra CID "sir taala laga hai"
the forth CID inspector "sir yahan to koi nhi hai"
Paanchva "Sir...shayad bhaag gaya hai .."
CID Boss "chalo pata kartey hain kisi padosi say" .
Hmmmmm SMART CHANNEL DISTRIBUTION OF DIALOGUES.
Tabhi vahan peechey say camera main ek lady aa jayegi.
CID "Arrey suno yahan jo rahtey they kahan gaye??"
Lady "yahan to Mr. !@#$ rahtey they, par vo dus saal pahley guzar gaye".
CID "aap kuch or bata sakti hain ..jaisey dus saal pahley yahan kya hua tha ..kuch ajeeb ghatna??"
.Lady " haan yaad aaya baarah saal pahley yahan koi aadmi aaya tha..or unka zor say jhagda hua tha". CID "oh, bahut bahut thanks".
HMMMM SHARP MEMORY. Abey humey to kal ka apna schedule yaad nhi rahta
hai ...isko baarah saal ka yaad kaisey hai??
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Meri haazir javaabi pe kisi nae office main kahaa " tum bahut intelligent ho yaar , sab cheez bina boley samajh jaati ho"
"Vo to hai..main paidaish smart hun"
Bus main baithi, after sum time i realised all the kids sitting in the bus are talking in sign language with each other. Kuch gadbad tha,...sab ek dusrey ko kuch samjha rahey they ..ek ladki ro rahi thi ..ek ladka baaki logon ko samjha raha tha. I gave up after half an hour..and realised my incompetence..there are a lot of things still need to be learnt in life.
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Few days back somebody sort of proposed me saying he likes me .wanna
go out for a date with me. "kya re mazaak mat kar".
Ladka "vaisey i dont force people to cum but den i only ask ppl whom i really want to
cum ". I smiled "oye kabhi kisi serious relationship main aisa kah k risk mat lena..bhaag jayegi ladki is attitude ko dekh kar"...looked back at him and smiled.
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One day my freind send me an sms " change is the only constant thing in life" . I completly agree..bahut dukh hoga sabko chodney ka ..par kya karun mera time khatam ho gaya hai is office main.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Time Pass
Haath say mu band kar rakha tha ….par vahi hua..hahahahahahuhuhuhehehehe.. I don’t know what others ver thinking abt me at dat time.
Vahi mera nakli sasural (kyunki meri hopes abhi bhi high hain ki I wil have asli one day), haan to vahi South blck reception room (I hav mentiond in my earlier post abt the trauma u been given sitting der). Anyways I was sittingder with one of my electrician collegue called Mayaram. Waiting for the clock to srike 2.
While entering at this BREak time in south block the first thing I do is look around the hall asin who else is sitting der, kuch smart bakrey u see, some in the army uniform some in d pressed overly perfumed purely corporate dress. And every time I make it a point to sit opposite to the most desirable time paas guy dar-asal hamesha main hi sabse desirable candidate hoti hun vahan (kyunki koi ladki vahan fatakti bhi nahi, hehehe) or main iska poora fayada uthati hun. Anyways this time for a change two army Cptn. ladies ver also der, they have come with der Col. Boss. Two more guys ver sitting next to them , as usual I took the seat exactly oppo to the Col. (ofcrse he was smart) and then entered three media ppl. Ab jab vo log all time mobile main zorzor ki baat kar k apna intro dengey to koi bhi bahra sun hi lega ki vo kaun hai, ek to Jaideep tha ..vo jo TV main aata hai..kahan, ye yaad nahi..
After sitting aaraam say on my seat, I looked at the 32’ Plasma screen next to me, aaj kya pakaa rahey hain ye..ohh ye to Govinda lag raha hai ..chalo for a change ek govinda ki picture…Fyn time kat jaayega.
Scene shuru ..Johny liver ki entry hoti hai .. ek ring main chaar ladkiyon k saath kushti kar raha hai …Twinkle khanna ..oh to ye vo pic hai ghatiya vaali ..waah maza aa gaya. Cuming back to Johny liver ..usey ladkiyan buri tarah say dho rahi hain..hope u can imagine as how the scene was going…par wat u cant is how the girls ver luking..wearing kind of tight sports shorts with a very tight top and the way director has shown it ….usney bhi apney saarey armaan Udel diye hain is scene main. And we shudnt forget that it is 32’ plasma with wooffer soround system, agar us jagah ka feel lena hai to then think of urself watching Muvie in a cinema hall from a 50mtr distance. I luked at the plasma and second glance on the oder ppl. Ok so everybody is enjoying , par vo bechari Captain ladies ..unkey exprssion aisey they jaisey ab hum chupain to chupain kahan?? Or main …main to everytime mentally prepare rahti hun for this trauma, so it don’t effect me that much now.
Finally that scene ended the muvie continued…govinda peetoinge all gundas ..save twinkle..twinkle suddenly realising that she has to actualy wear SAARI now…dekh k govinda khus or fir ek gaana….
Music shuru hua…extras dance karney lagey..or main dimaag laga rahi thi ki ye jhakaas sa gana kaun sa hai …apni saari ghatiya mast gaano ki file khol daali..par at last I gave up and the song started..
Meri nazar tujhsey kabhi hatey na ..terey bina meri koi raaaat katey naaaaaaa.
Uhh Aaou Uhh Ouch…
Oh my god isey koi band karey, kahan mar gaye saarey..aisa vo captain ladoies soch rahi thi.. Mera electrician was sitting on the edge of the chair …usko agar main yaad nahi dilati to vo twinkle khanna k chakkar main zameen par bhi late jataa.
Mainey bahut koshish ki ..mu ko kas k haath say band kar diya …par jaisey jaisey gana aagey chal raha tha ..control nahi kar paayi and I started laughing …hehehehuhuhuhahaha…nonstop…hehehehuhuhuhahaha…bus uskey baad mainey kisi ko nahi dekha…tabhi bhagwaan k avtaar Mr Reception Man arrived and saved all of us by changing the channel.
Vaapis aatey vaqt hamaarey Mayaram ji bade khus lag rahey they or boley madam yahan fir kab kaam padega.. mainey unki taraf dekha or bola “kyun movie achhi lagi” ??? Vo poori tarah say sharmaa gaye or boley madam movie to aapko bhi bahut achhi lagi …(hain??) aap unki comedy main itni zor zor say jo hans rahi thi. Abey!! Kya sab vahan yahi soch rahey they???
I don’t know how many ppl watch FIR ..the serial with jaatni inspector in Sab channel. Its really worth watching, the dialogue writer work is commendable. Such as Ek jharna “Jhanan Jhanan jhaayen jhaayen” , ek muderer jiska koi vaar khali nai jaata “jimmy jaanbaanz jhakaas”. And living in NCR Delhi close to Najafgarh with the JAATs ..i katai labh dee dayloges from Chandramukhi Chautala. My Faebrate.
Vahi mera nakli sasural (kyunki meri hopes abhi bhi high hain ki I wil have asli one day), haan to vahi South blck reception room (I hav mentiond in my earlier post abt the trauma u been given sitting der). Anyways I was sittingder with one of my electrician collegue called Mayaram. Waiting for the clock to srike 2.
While entering at this BREak time in south block the first thing I do is look around the hall asin who else is sitting der, kuch smart bakrey u see, some in the army uniform some in d pressed overly perfumed purely corporate dress. And every time I make it a point to sit opposite to the most desirable time paas guy dar-asal hamesha main hi sabse desirable candidate hoti hun vahan (kyunki koi ladki vahan fatakti bhi nahi, hehehe) or main iska poora fayada uthati hun. Anyways this time for a change two army Cptn. ladies ver also der, they have come with der Col. Boss. Two more guys ver sitting next to them , as usual I took the seat exactly oppo to the Col. (ofcrse he was smart) and then entered three media ppl. Ab jab vo log all time mobile main zorzor ki baat kar k apna intro dengey to koi bhi bahra sun hi lega ki vo kaun hai, ek to Jaideep tha ..vo jo TV main aata hai..kahan, ye yaad nahi..
After sitting aaraam say on my seat, I looked at the 32’ Plasma screen next to me, aaj kya pakaa rahey hain ye..ohh ye to Govinda lag raha hai ..chalo for a change ek govinda ki picture…Fyn time kat jaayega.
Scene shuru ..Johny liver ki entry hoti hai .. ek ring main chaar ladkiyon k saath kushti kar raha hai …Twinkle khanna ..oh to ye vo pic hai ghatiya vaali ..waah maza aa gaya. Cuming back to Johny liver ..usey ladkiyan buri tarah say dho rahi hain..hope u can imagine as how the scene was going…par wat u cant is how the girls ver luking..wearing kind of tight sports shorts with a very tight top and the way director has shown it ….usney bhi apney saarey armaan Udel diye hain is scene main. And we shudnt forget that it is 32’ plasma with wooffer soround system, agar us jagah ka feel lena hai to then think of urself watching Muvie in a cinema hall from a 50mtr distance. I luked at the plasma and second glance on the oder ppl. Ok so everybody is enjoying , par vo bechari Captain ladies ..unkey exprssion aisey they jaisey ab hum chupain to chupain kahan?? Or main …main to everytime mentally prepare rahti hun for this trauma, so it don’t effect me that much now.
Finally that scene ended the muvie continued…govinda peetoinge all gundas ..save twinkle..twinkle suddenly realising that she has to actualy wear SAARI now…dekh k govinda khus or fir ek gaana….
Music shuru hua…extras dance karney lagey..or main dimaag laga rahi thi ki ye jhakaas sa gana kaun sa hai …apni saari ghatiya mast gaano ki file khol daali..par at last I gave up and the song started..
Meri nazar tujhsey kabhi hatey na ..terey bina meri koi raaaat katey naaaaaaa.
Uhh Aaou Uhh Ouch…
Oh my god isey koi band karey, kahan mar gaye saarey..aisa vo captain ladoies soch rahi thi.. Mera electrician was sitting on the edge of the chair …usko agar main yaad nahi dilati to vo twinkle khanna k chakkar main zameen par bhi late jataa.
Mainey bahut koshish ki ..mu ko kas k haath say band kar diya …par jaisey jaisey gana aagey chal raha tha ..control nahi kar paayi and I started laughing …hehehehuhuhuhahaha…nonstop…hehehehuhuhuhahaha…bus uskey baad mainey kisi ko nahi dekha…tabhi bhagwaan k avtaar Mr Reception Man arrived and saved all of us by changing the channel.
Vaapis aatey vaqt hamaarey Mayaram ji bade khus lag rahey they or boley madam yahan fir kab kaam padega.. mainey unki taraf dekha or bola “kyun movie achhi lagi” ??? Vo poori tarah say sharmaa gaye or boley madam movie to aapko bhi bahut achhi lagi …(hain??) aap unki comedy main itni zor zor say jo hans rahi thi. Abey!! Kya sab vahan yahi soch rahey they???
I don’t know how many ppl watch FIR ..the serial with jaatni inspector in Sab channel. Its really worth watching, the dialogue writer work is commendable. Such as Ek jharna “Jhanan Jhanan jhaayen jhaayen” , ek muderer jiska koi vaar khali nai jaata “jimmy jaanbaanz jhakaas”. And living in NCR Delhi close to Najafgarh with the JAATs ..i katai labh dee dayloges from Chandramukhi Chautala. My Faebrate.
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