Time Pass

Haath say mu band kar rakha tha ….par vahi hua..hahahahahahuhuhuhehehehe.. I don’t know what others ver thinking abt me at dat time.
Vahi mera nakli sasural (kyunki meri hopes abhi bhi high hain ki I wil have asli one day), haan to vahi South blck reception room (I hav mentiond in my earlier post abt the trauma u been given sitting der). Anyways I was sittingder with one of my electrician collegue called Mayaram. Waiting for the clock to srike 2.
While entering at this BREak time in south block the first thing I do is look around the hall asin who else is sitting der, kuch smart bakrey u see, some in the army uniform some in d pressed overly perfumed purely corporate dress. And every time I make it a point to sit opposite to the most desirable time paas guy dar-asal hamesha main hi sabse desirable candidate hoti hun vahan (kyunki koi ladki vahan fatakti bhi nahi, hehehe) or main iska poora fayada uthati hun. Anyways this time for a change two army Cptn. ladies ver also der, they have come with der Col. Boss. Two more guys ver sitting next to them , as usual I took the seat exactly oppo to the Col. (ofcrse he was smart) and then entered three media ppl. Ab jab vo log all time mobile main zorzor ki baat kar k apna intro dengey to koi bhi bahra sun hi lega ki vo kaun hai, ek to Jaideep tha ..vo jo TV main aata hai..kahan, ye yaad nahi..
After sitting aaraam say on my seat, I looked at the 32’ Plasma screen next to me, aaj kya pakaa rahey hain ye..ohh ye to Govinda lag raha hai ..chalo for a change ek govinda ki picture…Fyn time kat jaayega.

Scene shuru ..Johny liver ki entry hoti hai .. ek ring main chaar ladkiyon k saath kushti kar raha hai …Twinkle khanna ..oh to ye vo pic hai ghatiya vaali ..waah maza aa gaya. Cuming back to Johny liver ..usey ladkiyan buri tarah say dho rahi hain..hope u can imagine as how the scene was going…par wat u cant is how the girls ver luking..wearing kind of tight sports shorts with a very tight top and the way director has shown it ….usney bhi apney saarey armaan Udel diye hain is scene main. And we shudnt forget that it is 32’ plasma with wooffer soround system, agar us jagah ka feel lena hai to then think of urself watching Muvie in a cinema hall from a 50mtr distance. I luked at the plasma and second glance on the oder ppl. Ok so everybody is enjoying , par vo bechari Captain ladies ..unkey exprssion aisey they jaisey ab hum chupain to chupain kahan?? Or main …main to everytime mentally prepare rahti hun for this trauma, so it don’t effect me that much now.
Finally that scene ended the muvie continued…govinda peetoinge all gundas ..save twinkle..twinkle suddenly realising that she has to actualy wear SAARI now…dekh k govinda khus or fir ek gaana….
Music shuru hua…extras dance karney lagey..or main dimaag laga rahi thi ki ye jhakaas sa gana kaun sa hai …apni saari ghatiya mast gaano ki file khol daali..par at last I gave up and the song started..
Meri nazar tujhsey kabhi hatey na ..terey bina meri koi raaaat katey naaaaaaa.
Uhh Aaou Uhh Ouch…

Oh my god isey koi band karey, kahan mar gaye saarey..aisa vo captain ladoies soch rahi thi.. Mera electrician was sitting on the edge of the chair …usko agar main yaad nahi dilati to vo twinkle khanna k chakkar main zameen par bhi late jataa.
Mainey bahut koshish ki ..mu ko kas k haath say band kar diya …par jaisey jaisey gana aagey chal raha tha ..control nahi kar paayi and I started laughing …hehehehuhuhuhahaha…nonstop…hehehehuhuhuhahaha…bus uskey baad mainey kisi ko nahi dekha…tabhi bhagwaan k avtaar Mr Reception Man arrived and saved all of us by changing the channel.
Vaapis aatey vaqt hamaarey Mayaram ji bade khus lag rahey they or boley madam yahan fir kab kaam padega.. mainey unki taraf dekha or bola “kyun movie achhi lagi” ??? Vo poori tarah say sharmaa gaye or boley madam movie to aapko bhi bahut achhi lagi …(hain??) aap unki comedy main itni zor zor say jo hans rahi thi. Abey!! Kya sab vahan yahi soch rahey they???

I don’t know how many ppl watch FIR ..the serial with jaatni inspector in Sab channel. Its really worth watching, the dialogue writer work is commendable. Such as Ek jharna “Jhanan Jhanan jhaayen jhaayen” , ek muderer jiska koi vaar khali nai jaata “jimmy jaanbaanz jhakaas”. And living in NCR Delhi close to Najafgarh with the JAATs ..i katai labh dee dayloges from Chandramukhi Chautala. My Faebrate.