Saturday, February 28, 2009
Oye Dinchak Dhinchak Mil Gaya
to write this post ..yes jess he came to our Sabji mandi n annouced
about his unavailability for TWO hrs.
Haan to fir after singing al our govinda songs (this is apun ka style
to celebrate our inedependance )..n now m back on keybrd.
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One day we all landed up in a training session on Visualisers
(jahan bhi boss ko paise nhi deney padtey hain ..us training main max
staff jabardasti bheja jata hai)..haan ye baat alag hai ki hum jaisey
log pahley menu check kartey hain..khaaney k liye kya hai??
To TWO Laydees from taiwan was explaning the use n benefits of their product.
According to them the best use n benefit of the product is "your Hands
are free and you can do anything with your hands in b/w presentations". Merey bagal
vaale jhukey or fus fusaaye ....inko shayad pata nhi hum indians use
karney main kitney expert hain ..kuch na kuch to kaam nikaal hi
lengey..tabhi dusra bola..ruk yaar shayad koi Taiwan k tips milain.
Kya kabhi kisis nae taiwan ka map dhyan say dekha hai, nahi to achaa hai ..kyunki ye sukhad avsar humey praapt hua. they have got some book marks with them in the same shape.
Screen pe to kasam say maar hi daala tha us bookmark nae. Anyways they muved ahead so
did we..by the way they gifted one of them to me.
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kabhi kabhi polybags main bhi intersting cheezain likhi rahti hai..kya tumhey padney ka time
nhi..to fir metro main baith jaao...bahut saara time or varities bhi
milaingi.
Muskaan - Half T shirt, Half pant, half skirt, middi, full
shirt , full pant, jeans, punjabi suit, english suit, baba suit,
chaddi, baniyan..jo maango milega
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CID Inspector "Koi hai??"
Dusra CID inspector "Sir koi darwaza nhi khol raha hai"
Teesra CID "sir taala laga hai"
the forth CID inspector "sir yahan to koi nhi hai"
Paanchva "Sir...shayad bhaag gaya hai .."
CID Boss "chalo pata kartey hain kisi padosi say" .
Hmmmmm SMART CHANNEL DISTRIBUTION OF DIALOGUES.
Tabhi vahan peechey say camera main ek lady aa jayegi.
CID "Arrey suno yahan jo rahtey they kahan gaye??"
Lady "yahan to Mr. !@#$ rahtey they, par vo dus saal pahley guzar gaye".
CID "aap kuch or bata sakti hain ..jaisey dus saal pahley yahan kya hua tha ..kuch ajeeb ghatna??"
.Lady " haan yaad aaya baarah saal pahley yahan koi aadmi aaya tha..or unka zor say jhagda hua tha". CID "oh, bahut bahut thanks".
HMMMM SHARP MEMORY. Abey humey to kal ka apna schedule yaad nhi rahta
hai ...isko baarah saal ka yaad kaisey hai??
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Meri haazir javaabi pe kisi nae office main kahaa " tum bahut intelligent ho yaar , sab cheez bina boley samajh jaati ho"
"Vo to hai..main paidaish smart hun"
Bus main baithi, after sum time i realised all the kids sitting in the bus are talking in sign language with each other. Kuch gadbad tha,...sab ek dusrey ko kuch samjha rahey they ..ek ladki ro rahi thi ..ek ladka baaki logon ko samjha raha tha. I gave up after half an hour..and realised my incompetence..there are a lot of things still need to be learnt in life.
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Few days back somebody sort of proposed me saying he likes me .wanna
go out for a date with me. "kya re mazaak mat kar".
Ladka "vaisey i dont force people to cum but den i only ask ppl whom i really want to
cum ". I smiled "oye kabhi kisi serious relationship main aisa kah k risk mat lena..bhaag jayegi ladki is attitude ko dekh kar"...looked back at him and smiled.
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One day my freind send me an sms " change is the only constant thing in life" . I completly agree..bahut dukh hoga sabko chodney ka ..par kya karun mera time khatam ho gaya hai is office main.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Time Pass
Vahi mera nakli sasural (kyunki meri hopes abhi bhi high hain ki I wil have asli one day), haan to vahi South blck reception room (I hav mentiond in my earlier post abt the trauma u been given sitting der). Anyways I was sittingder with one of my electrician collegue called Mayaram. Waiting for the clock to srike 2.
While entering at this BREak time in south block the first thing I do is look around the hall asin who else is sitting der, kuch smart bakrey u see, some in the army uniform some in d pressed overly perfumed purely corporate dress. And every time I make it a point to sit opposite to the most desirable time paas guy dar-asal hamesha main hi sabse desirable candidate hoti hun vahan (kyunki koi ladki vahan fatakti bhi nahi, hehehe) or main iska poora fayada uthati hun. Anyways this time for a change two army Cptn. ladies ver also der, they have come with der Col. Boss. Two more guys ver sitting next to them , as usual I took the seat exactly oppo to the Col. (ofcrse he was smart) and then entered three media ppl. Ab jab vo log all time mobile main zorzor ki baat kar k apna intro dengey to koi bhi bahra sun hi lega ki vo kaun hai, ek to Jaideep tha ..vo jo TV main aata hai..kahan, ye yaad nahi..
After sitting aaraam say on my seat, I looked at the 32’ Plasma screen next to me, aaj kya pakaa rahey hain ye..ohh ye to Govinda lag raha hai ..chalo for a change ek govinda ki picture…Fyn time kat jaayega.
Scene shuru ..Johny liver ki entry hoti hai .. ek ring main chaar ladkiyon k saath kushti kar raha hai …Twinkle khanna ..oh to ye vo pic hai ghatiya vaali ..waah maza aa gaya. Cuming back to Johny liver ..usey ladkiyan buri tarah say dho rahi hain..hope u can imagine as how the scene was going…par wat u cant is how the girls ver luking..wearing kind of tight sports shorts with a very tight top and the way director has shown it ….usney bhi apney saarey armaan Udel diye hain is scene main. And we shudnt forget that it is 32’ plasma with wooffer soround system, agar us jagah ka feel lena hai to then think of urself watching Muvie in a cinema hall from a 50mtr distance. I luked at the plasma and second glance on the oder ppl. Ok so everybody is enjoying , par vo bechari Captain ladies ..unkey exprssion aisey they jaisey ab hum chupain to chupain kahan?? Or main …main to everytime mentally prepare rahti hun for this trauma, so it don’t effect me that much now.
Finally that scene ended the muvie continued…govinda peetoinge all gundas ..save twinkle..twinkle suddenly realising that she has to actualy wear SAARI now…dekh k govinda khus or fir ek gaana….
Music shuru hua…extras dance karney lagey..or main dimaag laga rahi thi ki ye jhakaas sa gana kaun sa hai …apni saari ghatiya mast gaano ki file khol daali..par at last I gave up and the song started..
Meri nazar tujhsey kabhi hatey na ..terey bina meri koi raaaat katey naaaaaaa.
Uhh Aaou Uhh Ouch…
Oh my god isey koi band karey, kahan mar gaye saarey..aisa vo captain ladoies soch rahi thi.. Mera electrician was sitting on the edge of the chair …usko agar main yaad nahi dilati to vo twinkle khanna k chakkar main zameen par bhi late jataa.
Mainey bahut koshish ki ..mu ko kas k haath say band kar diya …par jaisey jaisey gana aagey chal raha tha ..control nahi kar paayi and I started laughing …hehehehuhuhuhahaha…nonstop…hehehehuhuhuhahaha…bus uskey baad mainey kisi ko nahi dekha…tabhi bhagwaan k avtaar Mr Reception Man arrived and saved all of us by changing the channel.
Vaapis aatey vaqt hamaarey Mayaram ji bade khus lag rahey they or boley madam yahan fir kab kaam padega.. mainey unki taraf dekha or bola “kyun movie achhi lagi” ??? Vo poori tarah say sharmaa gaye or boley madam movie to aapko bhi bahut achhi lagi …(hain??) aap unki comedy main itni zor zor say jo hans rahi thi. Abey!! Kya sab vahan yahi soch rahey they???
I don’t know how many ppl watch FIR ..the serial with jaatni inspector in Sab channel. Its really worth watching, the dialogue writer work is commendable. Such as Ek jharna “Jhanan Jhanan jhaayen jhaayen” , ek muderer jiska koi vaar khali nai jaata “jimmy jaanbaanz jhakaas”. And living in NCR Delhi close to Najafgarh with the JAATs ..i katai labh dee dayloges from Chandramukhi Chautala. My Faebrate.
Friday, December 19, 2008
Watch Outt
In the evening on the way back to home I had a pastry. I was waiting for a dustbin to pass by. Tabhi i saw one nearing us, with full force i threw the box out. Or jaisey hi box hawa main uda i realise sum heavy object flying with it and jab tak mujhey realise hota ki vo kya hai .. Tadaak taak taak awaaz aaayi. I looked back from the window...ohhh shittt that was my mobile. I got down and nearly ran for ten minutes to collect my mobile. Thank god i finally found it in three peices with every gaadi missing the oppurtunity to crush them. Anyways mobile was working again, after all dheerubhai ka mobile hai.
The second day ..on the same way..back home. I got down from the car..Thadaak ...oye ye kaisi aawaz hai ??? i looked at the paan wala standing nearby, ab kya tuta iska?? and moved away. Tabhi after 5 minutes i saw the same paan waala shouting and running towards me..hain ??? madam u dropped ur diary there..ohhh shitt. Thanks bhayaa.
The other day..coming back home. this time i was cautious, checked each and everything. Yeah fyn, opened the door ..tried to get down ..par madam ji ..seat belt kaun kholega.. hey bhagwaan.
So finally my senior colleague who is the only witness to all the above ..told everybody about it and they all are discussing if actually something is wrong with me these days.
Its really funny.
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"Aisi wani boliye.......hriday taraaju tolkey tab mukh bahar aani"
ye ek Kabir Das ka doha hai jo humney school main padha tha. In all it means just be carefull before u speak.
Aajkal in our office everbody has become a strict follower of Kabir Das....we make sure to first rehearse each and everything before we speak.
He was dammn irrirated "abey abhi mat nikaal, andar hi rahney dey. Jab tak kaam poora complete nhi hota tab tak nahi nikaalna chahiye". Ok this guy had already scanned the paper three times before. The remaining staff, looked at each other.
A boy to a girl colleague "abey yaar ye sab tera kya khula pada hai??" .
Actually that girl system was getting repaired and it was really creating problem for everybody. We all looked at that guy.
A person asking the other "abey ye chota wala kiska hai??" . the other guy " mera hai".. " to apney paas rakh bey, yahan vahan kyun chod deta hai" . Ok they were talking about a lost and found Stapler.
"Tu khud lay le na yaar" ..
"uffo par kis say??"
" abey vo jo front row main baithi hai..us say"
"vo degi kya??"
" arrey main hi abhi day k ay aaya hun usey..ja lay le"
Ok that girl dont know that we all still laugh about this.
"Sir, aap free ho aap de do na usey"
"par usney mujhsay nahi maanga"
"to kya hua aap senior ho aapka kaam hai deney ka"
Now everybody has become smart enough to understand the meanings between the lines. So we all laugh out loud and wait for the next victim.
Until waiting for NEXT.......
When u meet people who are exceptionally good..tab..tab u realise how bad ur sense of humour is.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Being Ruthless…..
Sitting & waiting in a reception of South block (Parliament street) is always been a pain in all the wrong places..i mean sitting uncomfortably for hours will definitely cause that [:)]. All bichara look, watching the clock going tick tock ..min by min “Sir kab tak chalega aapka Lunch time???” “abhi time hai, vaisey bhi pass banaaney wala abhi bahar gaya hua hai” … “ hain ??? matlab abhi or wait karma padega..ufff” .
Thanks Tata Sky , thanks to the electronic media, thanks a ton to the person who allocated funds to buy that 32” Plasma, which is the only surviving source for us there.
Haan magazines bhi hain vahan bahut saari lawaris padi hui, all Defence related types, but you see we cant read them ..not the same continuously for 6 months (as of I know), cant tell there exact age..but yes can bet on that they will last for another 6 months.
Arrey wats the problem when there’s a Plasma connected with Tata sky, yahi soch rahain hai na.
Actually watching that is even worse than reading those lawaris magazines। How you feel when somebody will make you see those serials jiskey trailer k badaley you prefer advertisements। Haanji
To ek aisey hi din, waiting in the reception with “Jai Ganga” serial running in the 32” Plasma (with woofer surround sound system) I preferred reading Lawaris magazine. After searching for few minutes, got hold of one magazine which I guess was fortunately left with some unread articles.
Article on a speech given by an ex IIM-A pass out during a function in the same college, he is currently running his own company (don’t remember the name) in California, USA. So basically his agenda was Entrepreneurship, yahan ye chahiye vo chahiye ..Cali jaisa atmosphere chahiye, Cali jaisi sarkaar chahiye, Cali jaisa logon ki society chahiye, Cali jaisa funding bank chahiye.. or bahut kuch. At last he spoke about the (only) characteristic that a person should posses to become an entrepreneur and that according to him is the need to be RUTHLESS to others, that what made him successful.
....on the way back to my office I was wondering ..was I ever been Ruthless to others to reach here??? No, I don’t remember. Did I ever Backstapped anybody??? No, I don’t remember.
Do I know somebody who are Rutheless to others?? Yes, all my ex & current bosses।Are they successful??? They seem to be.
Any of my friends??? Yes there were some, but they are not my friends anymore.
No I am not a seedha saadha kinda girl, Jaisey ko Taisa is what I believe on. I remembered few worst incidents of my life, were I was suppose to be ruthless but I didn’t..why the hell i was not??? May be if I would have..the things might be different today for me.
Kuch time pahley kisi nay (I knew them as my friends) aisa hi kiya merey saath. An over possessive sycho wife, irrespective of me saying Bhaayi to his Husband. When I got to know about it I tried to clear things, all the bakwaas language she used, I tried ..tried ..n tried to clear ..par kuch nahi hua..and it ended up, me taking all the shit from her. Kissa khatam.
I don’t know why I couldn’t behave like her..i would have given her back all what she threw on me..just because the lady is Sycho that doesn’t mean that somebody can run over me like that. Time wont allow me to go back…par this is definitely bothering me.
No I don’t fully agree with all what he said but yes time has come…. one should learn to become a little bit Ruthless.
Shayad vo jo Ruthless hain, aaraam say so rahey hain, satisfied and nothing is bothering them anymore.
Get Well Soon
Cheers [:)]
Saturday, October 4, 2008
WEirD
...us din raastey ka ....."KHATARNAAK traffic jam"
....fir RTV (choti mini bus) main.... song playing...
"angur ka dana hun, sui na chubho dena , sui jo chubha di to rus tabkega ..rus tapkega to main kismis..kis kis ..kismis..kisssssmisss ban jaaungi"
and then
" aaj ishq ko jawaani chadi hai...pyar pe ishq nisaar ho gaya...nisaaaaaaar ho gayaaaaa, mujhey pyaaaaaaaar ho gayaaaaa...heyheyheyyyyheyyyyy.."
Finally the day ended..happily hereafter.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
How can i find you.........

Monday, May 19, 2008
Necessity and Compromise
There are times when u don’t have good smart guys to look at and there are times when you have no other option left, you are forced to make your head turn to look out of the window. This happens when you are sitting at a bonut of a packed bus and you have to avoid those men sitting inside & staring at you.
It’s raining outside, watching the rush, the chaos, people running to all directions, don’t know for how long years they might be following the same routine.
It was as if I am back again to my old days when I started doing job in Delhi. I thought i did surely took a lot of pain running behind the buses, changing buses, hopping from one stop to another, waiting & praying God “if any seat gets vacant it should be only near me (ASAP)…pls “.
Even after going thru so much, i never planned but indirectly this might have pushed me to get a better comfortable life for myself, which i did.
It took me few years to realize that my life has changed. Slowly, steadily things around me have changed until one day one of my old friend was back in town. We were just remembering those golden college days (which can never be termed old), when this topic started And that day I finally heard me saying this “I just cant think od traveling in buses nor do I can see my husband actually I don’t want my family also to ever get in the Bus. I don’t want to see myself carrying small baby in a bike. I just can’t stand those parents also (no offense). Me and my future family deserve a better life ahead”.
That was the day I really got to know myself. How much I have changed, I was never the one who literally craved for these materialistic things. A girl who grew up in a very comfortable zone .. parents with an open attitude, always thought and wanted a content life ahead. I remember one of my college friend who always wanted to marry a guy who has Esteem & she indeed did.
Sometimes I think how much practical she was.
There might be 80 people in the bus .. everyday from those 80, one shifts to scooter or a car. And everyday a man becomes capable enough to take his family on a bus ride. Things are surely changing for good.
Coming back to the Bonut of the bus, I swear ed…..in any case I will never ever want myself to be sitting here again.
This is the Necessity and I won’t Compromise…
ARE YOU LISTENING……………..
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In b/w I had a great fun frolic weekend.. Dancing in an artificial Rain that too in a hot summer day of Dilli.. GOD we went crazy.. thanks sweety.
And thanks to those few people who have come in my life as a breath of fresh air (Doc says Ionized air is good for health). So pls be there [:)] … I need you.
Sometimes forwarded mails are really cool .. see what I got from there –
What is the difference between Pig & Man?
Pig don’t behave like a Man after he gets DRUNK.
CHEERS
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