Oye Dinchak Dhinchak Mil Gaya

So finally main gad gad ho gayin hun ...at last my boss gave me time
to write this post ..yes jess he came to our Sabji mandi n annouced
about his unavailability for TWO hrs.
Haan to fir after singing al our govinda songs (this is apun ka style
to celebrate our inedependance )..n now m back on keybrd.

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One day we all landed up in a training session on Visualisers
(jahan bhi boss ko paise nhi deney padtey hain ..us training main max
staff jabardasti bheja jata hai)..haan ye baat alag hai ki hum jaisey
log pahley menu check kartey hain..khaaney k liye kya hai??

To TWO Laydees from taiwan was explaning the use n benefits of their product.
According to them the best use n benefit of the product is "your Hands
are free and you can do anything with your hands in b/w presentations". Merey bagal
vaale jhukey or fus fusaaye ....inko shayad pata nhi hum indians use
karney main kitney expert hain ..kuch na kuch to kaam nikaal hi
lengey..tabhi dusra bola..ruk yaar shayad koi Taiwan k tips milain.

Kya kabhi kisis nae taiwan ka map dhyan say dekha hai, nahi to achaa hai ..kyunki ye sukhad avsar humey praapt hua. they have got some book marks with them in the same shape.
Screen pe to kasam say maar hi daala tha us bookmark nae. Anyways they muved ahead so
did we..by the way they gifted one of them to me.

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kabhi kabhi polybags main bhi intersting cheezain likhi rahti hai..kya tumhey padney ka time
nhi..to fir metro main baith jaao...bahut saara time or varities bhi
milaingi.

Muskaan - Half T shirt, Half pant, half skirt, middi, full
shirt , full pant, jeans, punjabi suit, english suit, baba suit,
chaddi, baniyan..jo maango milega



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CID Inspector "Koi hai??"

Dusra CID inspector "Sir koi darwaza nhi khol raha hai"

Teesra CID "sir taala laga hai"

the forth CID inspector "sir yahan to koi nhi hai"

Paanchva "Sir...shayad bhaag gaya hai .."
CID Boss "chalo pata kartey hain kisi padosi say" .

Hmmmmm SMART CHANNEL DISTRIBUTION OF DIALOGUES.

Tabhi vahan peechey say camera main ek lady aa jayegi.

CID "Arrey suno yahan jo rahtey they kahan gaye??"

Lady "yahan to Mr. !@#$ rahtey they, par vo dus saal pahley guzar gaye".

CID "aap kuch or bata sakti hain ..jaisey dus saal pahley yahan kya hua tha ..kuch ajeeb ghatna??"
.Lady " haan yaad aaya baarah saal pahley yahan koi aadmi aaya tha..or unka zor say jhagda hua tha". CID "oh, bahut bahut thanks".
HMMMM SHARP MEMORY. Abey humey to kal ka apna schedule yaad nhi rahta
hai ...isko baarah saal ka yaad kaisey hai??

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Meri haazir javaabi pe kisi nae office main kahaa " tum bahut intelligent ho yaar , sab cheez bina boley samajh jaati ho"

"Vo to hai..main paidaish smart hun"

Bus main baithi, after sum time i realised all the kids sitting in the bus are talking in sign language with each other. Kuch gadbad tha,...sab ek dusrey ko kuch samjha rahey they ..ek ladki ro rahi thi ..ek ladka baaki logon ko samjha raha tha. I gave up after half an hour..and realised my incompetence..there are a lot of things still need to be learnt in life.

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Few days back somebody sort of proposed me saying he likes me .wanna
go out for a date with me. "kya re mazaak mat kar".

Ladka "vaisey i dont force people to cum but den i only ask ppl whom i really want to
cum ". I smiled "oye kabhi kisi serious relationship main aisa kah k risk mat lena..bhaag jayegi ladki is attitude ko dekh kar"...looked back at him and smiled.

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One day my freind send me an sms " change is the only constant thing in life" . I completly agree..bahut dukh hoga sabko chodney ka ..par kya karun mera time khatam ho gaya hai is office main.